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Best Jokes About Psychics, Tarot and Astrology

Did you ever think that there are many jokes about psychics, tarot and astrology? Honestly, I had no idea until I found one "psychic" joke by pure accident. I think fun is never enough, so I made a my selection of the top eight. I hope these jokes don't offend anyone and that all readers will enjoy this kind of humor.

Joke One

"I almost had a Psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

Joke Two

When two psychics met, one said to the other, "You are fine. How am I?"

Joke Three

A note on the door: "Psychic fair closed due to unforeseen circumstances."

Joke Four

Why do you need to make an appointment with a psychic? Surely they know you're coming...

Joke Five

"I'm actually a skilled mind-reader.
I know what you're thinking.
You don't believe me."

Joke Six

„How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...“

Joke Seven

Q: "What is an astrologist's favorite chocolate bar?"
A: "Mars bar!"

Joke Eight

Q: "What's the difference between a pizza and a tarot reader?"
A: "A pizza can feed a family of four."